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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?","punchline":"Put it on my bill","id":29}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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A dispute over Tuzla Island in the Kerch Strait arose between Russia and Ukraine in 2003, sparked by unannounced Russian construction of a causeway from their side of the strait toward the island, which is Ukrainian territory. Russians offered various reasons for building the causeway, but Ukraine saw it as a threat to their territorial integrity. The dispute raised fears of an armed confrontation, but a settlement was negotiated.
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