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The Free Hanseatic City of Bremen is a state, and Bremen is a city, in Germany.
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Seeking a Sanctuary: Seventh-day Adventism and the American Dream is a book about the Seventh-day Adventist Church coauthored by Malcolm Bull and Keith Lockhart.
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