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Jilani Park is located in the city of Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan. It is situated on the Jail Road in front of the Services Hospital. It is known for its floral exhibitions and artificial waterfall and also for holding various annual festivals. Annual horse racing competitions are held in this park. There is also a famous restaurant inside the park called 'Polo Lounge'. It is named after Ghulam Jilani Khan.
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Namêche is a town in Wallonia and a district of the municipality of Andenne, located in the province of Namur, Belgium.
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Costus spicatus, also known as spiked spiralflag ginger or Indian head ginger, is a species of herbaceous plant in the Costaceae family.
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