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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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