{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}
{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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