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The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang is an action role-playing video game developed by Red Company for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. It was releases by Naxat Soft in Japan and by Bullet-Proof Software in North America. The game is the sequel to the TurboGrafx-16 game Makai Prince Dorabotchan, which was only released in Japan. The characters also appeared in the Japanese Super Naxat Open golf game for Super Famicom.
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