{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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