{"type":"standard","title":"Maquinita Granodiorite","displaytitle":"Maquinita Granodiorite","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q96391889","titles":{"canonical":"Maquinita_Granodiorite","normalized":"Maquinita Granodiorite","display":"Maquinita Granodiorite"},"pageid":63666645,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Maquinitas_Granodiorite.jpg/330px-Maquinitas_Granodiorite.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Maquinitas_Granodiorite.jpg","width":2816,"height":2112},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283444544","tid":"fef55356-0f0c-11f0-96f0-9bb5e029fd18","timestamp":"2025-04-01T15:21:34Z","description":"Geologic formation in New Mexico, US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquinita_Granodiorite","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquinita_Granodiorite?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquinita_Granodiorite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maquinita_Granodiorite"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquinita_Granodiorite","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Maquinita_Granodiorite","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maquinita_Granodiorite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Maquinita_Granodiorite"}},"extract":"The Maquinita Granodiorite is a Precambrian pluton that crops out in the northern Tusas Mountains of New Mexico. It has a radiometric age of 1.755 billion years, corresponding to the Statherian period.","extract_html":"
The Maquinita Granodiorite is a Precambrian pluton that crops out in the northern Tusas Mountains of New Mexico. It has a radiometric age of 1.755 billion years, corresponding to the Statherian period.
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History is a greatest hits album from Australian recording artist, Jon English. The album was limited edition double vinyl, limited to just 500 copies, each individually numbered.
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Luiza Novaes Tavares de Almeida is a Brazilian dressage rider. She